Does this Tongue Make my Uvula Look Fat?

Right now I'm the proud owner of the world's most swollen uvula. If only there was a time lapse photograph app that would help me document it's unswelling.

Checklist

glasses? check
man pouch? check
Trent Tent?
sleeping bag? check

don't forget anything again

Time Stamp - Twitter for just you

when did you start work?
enter the last happy place on earth?
take that antibiotic?
user definable push buttons.
easily graphable data.

You're Lost

QR code based map locator.
snap a pic of the code where you are - you appear on the map.
enter where you want to be.
route to class, the world's best cookies, your car.
great for indoors or on phones sans GPS.